Regret, tokenised
Every degen has that one haunting thought: “IFI just held”, “IFI bought the dip”, “IFI didn’t sell the bottom” Yep. $IFI is for those moments, the shared pain we all pretend we’re over (but definitely aren’t).
More than just a meme coin, $IFI is a tribute to bad timing, panic sells, and beautifully poor decisions. Our unimpressed mascot doesn’t judge. He’s here to remind you that while hindsight is free, regret is a premium asset in the crypto space.
This is the coin for the nearly-made-it crowd. For the paper hands with battle scars. For the ones who said “just a quick scalp” and watched a 1000x pass them by. If that’s you, congratulations, you’re home.
Because in crypto, the gains are temporary—but the “IFI” moments live rent-free forever.
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